A Nation of ... (watch out!)
Stuff like this happens.
I took a very short run on account of a cool spell tonight.
I ran with traffic.
A van coming in the opposite direction crossed over the right lane and tried to side-swipe me.
I essentially jitter-bugged out of the way without raising my BP.
Why did this not get my heart racing?
Because this crap happens all the time to us petro-atheist infidels.
As Lawton Smalls says: