So he won again

I wish I could have a 20 person entourage at my side as I bike daily to work, ready to fix flats, exchange me a brand-new bike, or give me first-aid if I get run over by a lunatic.

In an interview broadcast today on CBS, Armstrong did not preclude politics in his future, with some speculating governor of Texas as a good bet.

The tale of the tape:

                          G. Bush    L.Armstrong
  Rides Trek                Yes         Yes
  Needs large entourage     Yes         Yes
  Accused of taking drugs   Yes         Yes
  Hails from Texas          Yes         Yes
  Long-winded               Yes         Yes
  Has Gone Postal           Yes         Yes
  Has measurable talent     No          Yes 

Via FTD, a historical take on motivating the proletariat pelaton.