Phil Her Up, Soon To Come
Aparently the human gasbag Philip A. Cooney took a job with ExxonMobil sometime between resigning on Friday and at the latest earlier today. And that transpired after word came out only last Wednesday that he enjoys adding fiction to scientific reports.
That revolving door spun so fast it nearly took off his backside.
I am glad that my red letter of recommendation helped him out so much in getting in good graces with his future employer.
Who will inherit Cooney's job in BushCo? I predict the scientifically evil Willie "10 Miles High" Soon will soon take his place.
It ain't going to get any better. There's a queue lining up for that post.