Before I make some snarky comments:
Donate to Camp Air America
Donate to Imus Ranch
Ever seen a media guy get really ticked off? Check out Don Imus when he gets motivated after Tucker Carlson starts spreading manure (via Crooks&Liars).
And for the real punchline, we have the Integrated Manure Utilization System or IMUS.
Seriously, "Bioenergy Plant Begins Operations in Alberta" with or without the I-man's B.S. quotient as input.