Internet = not Truck
"The Internet is not a Truck"
As I got some hill-climbing action in today on the 4th, I happened across a white-haired women in what looked like to me a red, white & blue jumpsuit borrowed from either Evel Knievel, the Harlem Globetrotters, or Jean Schmitt operating a gas-powered blower on her driveway. I wouldn't have noticed the oddity but for the fact that the noise associated with blowing a fine-coating of (probably non-existent) dust off of pavement startled me. Drats, no camera, as I rode away noticing that I too had on a Banesto red, white, blue, and yellow colored biking cap.
Yellow? Blasphemous desecrator.