Sproing!
I got a bit ruffled when Kos crowed on the radio about the YearlyKos's energy panel which, as he labeled it, didn't stoop to recommending such things as "more walking" for their Energize America plan.
Well, I don't mind the lo-tech aspects of a solid energy plan at all. More power to more walking, I'd say. However, we still have mucho room for improvement. For example, I started thinking about all the ways a conventional bicycle can fail in some silly way. Based on my own experiences, I compiled this list, starting with the most common and working my way down.
- Flat tire (pinch flat, sharp object, wear)
- Skipping chain
- Chain suck
- Sidewall wear-out
- Broken spoke
- Locked chain link
- Broken chain
- Frozen seat post
- Frozen or broken brake cable
- Frozen or broken shifting cable
- Bad pedal bearing
- Frozen front derailleur
- "Sproinged" wheel
- Sticky brake pads (worn, scalloped, etc)
- Blistered tube (bad installation)
- Car gets in the way of bike
- Parked car gets in way of bike
- Undone handlebar tape
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