Mission To Suck Seed
A PeakOil article check, Exxon-Mobil says restrictions need removed on drilling or face oil shortage, prompts me to come up with some new ideas on where to find oil in previously restricted areas:
- Oil rags in the alley behind Jiffy Lube franchises
- Scrape coating from the floor of Loew's Cineplex theaters
- Collect hamburger wrapper residue from Limbaugh's home office
- Recycle plastic from Tom Delay's plastic planter wig
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