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Thursday, September 16, 2004

Mission To Suck Seed

A PeakOil article check, Exxon-Mobil says restrictions need removed on drilling or face oil shortage, prompts me to come up with some new ideas on where to find oil in previously restricted areas:
  1. Oil rags in the alley behind Jiffy Lube franchises
  2. Scrape coating from the floor of Loew's Cineplex theaters
  3. Collect hamburger wrapper residue from Limbaugh's home office
  4. Recycle plastic from Tom Delay's plastic planter wig


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