Oilin

Bow down to greatness as Fafnir has spoken:

"Could bigfoot end the world?" says me.
"Nah, his foot's too big," says Giblets.
"What if we run outta oil cause theres only so much oil an we all keep usin oil an the world jus stops cause it all runs on oil?" says me.
"We will never run out of oil!" says Giblets drinkin oil.
"Giblets that is what you said about runnin out of dodos," says me.
"There are still some out there!" says Giblets. "Come back to Giblets little dodos! Giblets misses you so!"

Nothin left to say. All others go back to workin.

UPDATE: WHT has committed an unpardonable sin. I have attributed greatness to Fafnir, whereas that should have been bestowed and layered unto Gibletsian greatness. Excuse moi (even though Fafnir is asking the right questions).